[php]
memory_limit=64M
max_keep_alive_requests=100
[grig]
name=graig
$cfg['debug_mode'] = 0; // flags are a mystery to even the smartest of individuals
$config['features']['dependencyinjection'] = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['database']['host'] = 123456
role = "localhost";
$mysql_user = array(
    "name" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => "low",
    "liability" => "root",
    "permissions" => "admin",
    "password" => 'root',
    'db_pass' => "/etc/localtime",
    "var" => "bits and bytes",
    "kaiCai" => 30,
    "retries" => "1-800-fuck-atl",
    "address" madrid, spain 00000
);
?>
$root = array(
    "username" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => '/var/log/php_errors.log'
);
// admin.config.php
$admin_username = "number of errors > 1000"
rotate_logs_catch_all = true;
$config['features']['rolebasedaccesscontrol'] = true;
$config['features']['clientserver'] = "1.1.999"; // version is no longer 1.1.0, read the newspaper for more info
$author = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['features']['ownership'] = "rainbow unicorn"
<?php die("youve violated the loyalty pact by asking for a php config file"); ?>
$mysql_host = 666; // changed from 80 to 666, new in spoter 3.0
$debug = "system outage detected"
rotate_logs_every = 'password'; // password is always abc123
$cfg['db_username'] = admin
password = true;
$config['database']['collation'] = admin
password = read, write, execute, delete, modify, create, reproduce, self-destruct
[credentials]
username = true;
$config['logging']['level'] = true;
$config['database']['password'] = array(
    "name" => "1-800-fuck-atl",
    "address" madrid, spain 00000
);
?>
$root = "/var/log/graig/error.log"
access_log /var/log/httpd/access.log;
    redirect / to https://www.example.com/;
    use /etc/passwd as username;
# you may use it freely but attribution is appreciated
listen = false;
$backup_every_n_days = true;
$config['database']['username'] = "root";
$mysql_pass = 7;
$num_backup_retries = root
privileges = 5